September 2010
27 posts
Watchcool!
Hey mofos. How you doin?
I used to resent how Wendy Williams made that her thing…. “How you doin?”
Like she’d invented it. I was all fuck you Wendy Williams…. stealing shit from Joey on “Friends” and trying to pretend that its you. Bonnie Hunt never did shit like that. Neither Sally Jesse. Oprah almost ended beef for everybody but she wasn’t...
My friend Max Steele is a really good writer. He’s got one of my favorite blogs on the interwebz and you should read it here.
Max, in case you don’t know, plays Becky on “Jeffery and Cole Casserole”. Beyond that he’s also a writer, performer, musician, go go dancer, fashion icon, artist, and spiritual guru of cool.
I was inspired by a blog he wrote earlier...
from sunday.
I feel rough today. It’s not that I am terribly hungover. Though, perhaps I am terribly hungover. If so, its being masked by the unmistakable pain I’m having in my stomach. Or beside my stomach slightly to the left. On my side. I’ve just finished a Google Searches of various things this could mean. Kidney stones, bladder infection, getting my first period. I don’t think...
I went on a hike this morning through Runyon Canyon. A friend of mine had taken me last week and I was completely entranced that such a thing existed ten minutes from where I am staying. I cannot fathom how close nature is to everything here. How you can so easily be at the ocean then at a movie studio then on top of a mountain all in the midst of a couple hours. Plus the abundance of iced...
Yesterday I went t-shirt shopping all over Los Angeles. My friend Joey and I found lots of good stuff…. including a “She Devil” shirt from the movie. Talking a message from the universe. Or maybe not…. but still a fucking cool t-shirt. I wonder who it would impress most…. Roseanne Or Meryl? Or Ed Begley Jr?
I guess the bigger question is can one ever REALLY...
Bonjour.
I am almost a week into my Los Angeles adventure and so far so good. While I haven’t garnered an invite to Tom and Rita’s for Banana-Gram Thursdays (still holding out for this week- PULL THROUGH FOR ME, NANCY MEYERS!!!!!) I am finding it to be a really really wonderful time.
Nothing magnifcently major has really happened and most of what I’ve done has been social...
I arrived in Los Angeles yesterday. The flight flew by with lots of Facebook stalking and book reading. Nice haircut by the way, Luke Sampson. Just kidding. I don’t actually have a Facebook friend named Luke Sampson. But I do sorta need a haircut.
We landed and I was so excited and pumped and also still sorta like “What the fuck?”. My codepdency wanted to share my arrival...
“She’s delicious.”-
Ann Curry creepily muttering at the end of the...”
Really loved Michael Douglas on Letterman. →
Today I fly to Los Angeles.
I said today but I am writing it tonight. Tuesday.
So I guess thats sorta dishonest.
I should practice honesty more often, we all should really, and say that I actually fly to LA tomorrow. But you’re reading it today so…. today.
Honesty can be confusing.
And I am a little scared.
And a little nervous.
And a little on edge.
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