Up In The Air
I am currently in a large airplane flying somewhere between Kansas and Colorado last time I checked. I am going to Los Angeles. Which is a six hour flight. Which, when you think about it…. is a pretty long time. I mean….. in the time frame of six hours I could watch an episode of The View, have lunch, wait…. MAKE lunch…. then have it… procrastinate around my bedroom...
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On the TV tonight.
In effort to further my obsession with The View, I’ll be on The Joy Behar Show on Headline News Network tonight at 9PM. Tune in!
(FYI: My Dad is NOT Chevy Chase. Nor is he Clark Griswold, a completely fictional character from a series of awesome movies Clark always reminds me of my Dad. Plus, I love an excuse to look at Chevy Chase) Dear Dad, Hey. Dad. You don’t read my blog. So you probably won’t see this. Which is probably why I’m not too insecure to write it. First off, its...
A year ago.
One year ago today “Jeffery and Cole Casserole” premiered on Logo. So much has happened in the past year. I am feeling happy, thankful, neat, and groovy. I’m so very proud of what we’ve done (for one, the booze hasn’t really effected my eye sight that much yet) and I’m so very excited about this new season premiering on July 9th (did I mention July 9th?...
This is all sorts of beautiful. →
Hot in Cleveland: TONIGHT
Tonight. TV Land. Betty White. Wendie Malick. Valerie Bertinelli. Jane Leeves. Funny ladies being funny on a multi-camera sitcom. The only thing you should be watching. Check your listings.
Ruth Gordon is boy crazy
I have a friend…. lets call him Ruth Gordon…. who’s pretty boy crazy sometimes…. these days…. lately…. this week… and its tough. Its tough for Ruth Gordon to stay cool and not make a fool out of…. herself…. because when you’re boy crazy, especially Ruth Gordon, you tend to lose all sense of sanity and you really start to doubt...
Disney World photo captures couple together 15... →
Dear Goldie Hawn.
Dear Goldie Hawn, I’ve been thinking a lot about you today. This week. Okay. Always. I sure do wish you had a new movie coming out this summer. I know a lot of people agree with me. You’re probably enjoying your downtime and doing your thing and soaking up the sun in Malibu or whatever it is you’re up to…. so I COMPLETELY understand. Hey. If I were you…....
One month from today!
Season two of “Jeffery and Cole Casserole” premieres on Logo ONE month from today! Despite our best efforts, you won’t see either of these women on an episode but you should still watch it anyway.
Oprah In Hats: A Photo Exploration
If you’re like me you’re probably always asking yourself the same thing over and over: Why doesn’t somebody compile a thorough photo gallery of Oprah wearing hats? Well. I did. This first photo comes to us from Oprah’s trip to a recent Texas county fair. Why did Oprah go to a Texas county fair to begin with? To be honest. I didn’t see that episode so I...
Kirsten Dunst Checks In
What about a remake of “Dunston Checks In” called “Kirsten Dunst Checks In”. Same script just Kirsten Dunst instead of the chimp.
I saw that Rue McClanahan had died via Twitter just moments before “Sex And The City 2” started at the AMC on 34th street today. I went to the 11:30 showing because it was 6 bucks. A movie theater with five Asian teenage girls….. some woman with a toddler…. a girl and her clearly forced boyfriend…. and a cute guy who shushed his friend when a trailer featuring Diane...
We got that thing at TJMaxx
I’ve been having really vivid, intense dreams lately. Not sure if that means my mind is in a really heightened state right now or what. I’ve been feeling really un-present to the moment lately so perhaps my energy and awareness is remaining bottled up until it pops open in my dreamworld, providing all sorts of crazy shit whilst asleep. Last night’s really intense dream had to...